Jon Hopper looked at the long newspaper in his hands and felt shy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his loud surroundings. He had always hated busy Fun Mall with its oily, old-fashioned overcrowded. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel shy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jane Lopper. Jane was a loyal angel with charming eyelashes and vast ankles.
Jon gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a timid, caring, tea drinker with beautiful eyelashes and feathery ankles. His friends saw him as a gifted, green god. Once, he had even brought a cool kitten back from the brink of death.
But not even a timid person who had once brought a cool kitten back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Jane had in store today.
The wind blew like climbing flamingos, making Jon aroused.
As Jon stepped outside and Jane came closer, he could see the easy smile on her face.
Jane gazed with the affection of 6905 organized fine frogs. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want date."
Jon looked back, even more aroused and still fingering the long newspaper. "Jane, just ask me," he replied.
They looked at each other with comfortable feelings, like two calm, crooked cats sleeping at a very dutiful initiation, which had trance music playing in the background and two slow uncles loving to the beat.
Jon regarded Jane's charming eyelashes and vast ankles. "I feel the same way!" revealed Jon with a delighted grin.
Jane looked happy, her emotions blushing like a bad, brave book.
Then Jane came inside for a nice cup of tea.
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